turkeys in space with ray guns

When you're three feet tall, it's tough to figure out holidays. Like Thanksgiving.... why do they talk about olden-days people who wore puffy hats while they prayed with their new Indian friends. Dad says, "You can have a little pie with your cool whip," (and strange tasting chicken called "turkey.") Grandpa brings war movies over and talks really really loud during the really really loud gun scenes. mom ignores your need for lunch while spinning around the kitchen saying "just a minute, honey, i'll make noodles soon - have another orange! YUM!!!" 6 times an hour with her hair falling in her eyes and buzzers going off and auntie's kitten who you're babysitting almost made it to the top of the biggest plant that time and your brother keeps bossing you to sign lego starship war treaties that are WAY unfair... and ...OH! did i tell you about the space turkeys? ~~~~~HAPPY THANKSGIVING!